Joe Took the red pill
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Post by Joe Took the red pill on Dec 28, 2004 23:31:55 GMT -5
Two quotes come to mind.'A flute without holes is not a flute and a donut with no holes is a Danish" Ty Webb (Caddyshack) The other which fits all catagories. ''I blame the Parents''. Homer Simpson  |
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Joe Took the red pill
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Post by Joe Took the red pill on Dec 28, 2004 23:53:38 GMT -5
This quote does torment me,the fact that it was ever conceived.Perhaps it can be used by revenue agents upon pulling over the alledged speeding violators.'Guilty feet have got no rythum.''George Micheal.
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Post by JUDGE MENTAL on Dec 29, 2004 17:40:57 GMT -5
Whilst reading through the forums(Harry{?} not editing his posts),a quote that amuses me came to mind.
Well the relationship of the following quote to this community is a little tenuous,so if I am "charged" with a transgression then I may plead guilty.
Substituting "judge" for "editor" could be my best defense ??
"An editor is a person who is convinced the soup doesn't taste right until they've personally pissed in it." - Gene Fowler
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Post by weis on Jan 5, 2005 10:25:10 GMT -5
This one's great. It's from this article:
Site wins right to dub famed U.S. stuntman 'pimp'
<br>By Adam Tanner
<br>http://famulus.msnbc.com/famulusgen/reuters01-04-131825.asp?t=renew&vts=1420051403 <br> <br>SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 4 — Motorcycle daredevil Evel Knievel cannot sue a Web site that published a photo of him with two women above a caption reading ''You're never too old to be a pimp,'' a U.S. appeals court ruled Tuesday. <br> <br> The term ''pimp'' was probably intended as a compliment, the court said. But Knievel said,
Evil Knievel, folks
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Post by learnin2 on Jan 5, 2005 22:04:42 GMT -5
"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take chances."
Roy- American Hot Rod
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Post by learnin2 on Jan 5, 2005 22:09:38 GMT -5
"In the immortal words of socrates, "I ate what?!""
Val Kilmer-Real genious
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Post by JUDGE MENTAL on Jan 7, 2005 6:04:24 GMT -5
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Post by JUDGE MENTAL on Jan 9, 2005 7:02:16 GMT -5
"Laws are like sausages;people respect them more if they haven`t actually seen how they are made"-Otto von Bismarck
J M
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Post by marc stevens on Jan 9, 2005 16:33:48 GMT -5
"Economic power is exercised by means of a positive, by offering men a reward, an incentive, a payment, a value; political power is exercised by means of a negative, by the threat of punishment, injury, imprisonment, destruction. The businessman's tool is values; the bureaucrat's tool is fear." -- Ayn Rand.
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Post by Grinaldo on Jan 9, 2005 21:28:58 GMT -5
"Their strength is based on rules. Some of those rules can be bent.... others.......can be broken. That is why they can never be as fast or strong as you can be." Morpheus. The Matrix. Or something very close to it.  |
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Post by Neo on Jan 9, 2005 22:07:32 GMT -5
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Post by KaosTheory on Jan 9, 2005 22:11:16 GMT -5
"Give me a small soda in a large cup and fill it up the rest of the way."
Steven Wright
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Post by RNT on Jan 10, 2005 7:15:28 GMT -5
"Screw you guys, I'm going home" Eric Cartman  |
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Post by Darren Dirt on Jan 17, 2005 16:23:32 GMT -5
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Post by Hairy on Jan 17, 2005 16:42:21 GMT -5
I can't vouch for these.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS:
"There's light at the end of the tunnel." -- Princess Di
"I'd walk a mile for a camel." -- Catherine the Great
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