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Lawyers
Dec 14, 2004 10:12:37 GMT -5
Post by Neo on Dec 14, 2004 10:12:37 GMT -5
Do we really need them?
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Lawyers
Dec 14, 2004 17:38:33 GMT -5
Post by weis on Dec 14, 2004 17:38:33 GMT -5
{b]Well, which of the two would you miss first?
If your local garbage men left your town & the dump in your town shut down
OR
All of the local lawyers moved & there was no courthouse?
--Weishaupt1776
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Lawyers
Dec 14, 2004 17:39:21 GMT -5
Post by KaosTheory on Dec 14, 2004 17:39:21 GMT -5
Heh heh is that a rhetorical question?
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Lawyers
Dec 14, 2004 17:43:51 GMT -5
Post by guest on Dec 14, 2004 17:43:51 GMT -5
{b]Well, which of the two would you miss first? If your local garbage men left your town & the dump in your town shut down OR All of the local lawyers moved & there was no courthouse? --Weishaupt1776 [/b][/quote] As a former gargbage man, I heard that one a bit differently. If all garbage men suddenly vanish, and at the very same time all religious leaders did too... Who would you miss first. |
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Lawyers
Dec 14, 2004 18:53:39 GMT -5
Post by Neo on Dec 14, 2004 18:53:39 GMT -5
I specifically did not include lawyer jokes on this thread or create a separate thread for lawyer jokes but they're popping up anyway. What does that say about lawyers and how they're generally regarded?
What's the difference between a lawyer and a judge?
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Lawyers
Dec 14, 2004 20:19:06 GMT -5
Post by weis on Dec 14, 2004 20:19:06 GMT -5
That's easy, A judge is lawyer who knew a governor
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Lawyers
Dec 15, 2004 7:05:45 GMT -5
Post by Rizzotherat on Dec 15, 2004 7:05:45 GMT -5
I specifically did not include lawyer jokes on this thread or create a separate thread for lawyer jokes but they're popping up anyway. What does that say about lawyers and how they're generally regarded? What's the difference between a lawyer and a judge? I think this is a great thread for lawyer jokes. |
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Lawyers
Dec 15, 2004 11:12:51 GMT -5
Post by sagas4 on Dec 15, 2004 11:12:51 GMT -5
I would Miss my garbage man; however, I doubt he would leave because I have private pickup and pay him for the service rather than having the city or county do it. And I don't pay the men and women d/b/a gubmint for my pickup in case you are wondering.
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Lawyers
Dec 15, 2004 11:13:59 GMT -5
Post by sagas4 on Dec 15, 2004 11:13:59 GMT -5
P.S.
Was it shakespear that said, "First Thing we do . . . kill all the lawyers."
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Lawyers
Dec 16, 2004 15:00:38 GMT -5
Post by Tom on Dec 16, 2004 15:00:38 GMT -5
 Know the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom dweller.... and the other is just a fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lawyers
Dec 16, 2004 20:49:30 GMT -5
Post by theghost on Dec 16, 2004 20:49:30 GMT -5
There's a dead lawyer and a dead racoon laying in the street, how do you tell them apart?? The racoon has skid marks leading up to it!
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Lawyers
Dec 16, 2004 21:05:21 GMT -5
Post by weis on Dec 16, 2004 21:05:21 GMT -5
I think this is a great thread for lawyer jokes. |
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Lawyers
Dec 17, 2004 9:40:01 GMT -5
Post by marc stevens on Dec 17, 2004 9:40:01 GMT -5
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 65?
Your honor.
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tru2form
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A little rebellion now and then is a good thing. - Thomas Jefferson
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Lawyers
Dec 17, 2004 17:42:08 GMT -5
Post by tru2form on Dec 17, 2004 17:42:08 GMT -5
???whats a gubmint?
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Dec 18, 2004 10:17:52 GMT -5
Post by marc stevens on Dec 18, 2004 10:17:52 GMT -5
A gubmint is a slur for government.  |
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Know the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
